This Morning

I have to tell about my morning, it was so hilarious to me. Got up at the crack of dawn to do a little exercising but all morning I felt a little off. It took me longer to get ready than normal, I was all over the place, etc. So I'm all ready to leave for work and I grab all of my things...purse, bag of goodies, my lunch and my cup of coffee. As I'm walking down the step, I have inadvertently turned my hand which is holding my coffee cup and I pour the entire cup down my bag of goodies. So I'm smearing coffee all over the place tyring to clean it up. I pour my coffee into a travel mug and finally get into the car. As I'm driving I finally realize that I have been sipping out of the wrong end of the cup and it has poured all down the front of me. AHH! So now I'm halfway to work, my entire life is covered in coffee and I'm realizing that I am taking a friend to dinner after work and he is meeting me there so I won't be able to change. What is a girl to do? I am at a stand still on the interstate, snow falling so heavily all around me, I don't have heat in my car because some jerk decided to steal my CD player and take my heat with him, and I'm covered head to toe in winter garb and coffee. So I do what anyone would do, I CRANK up Pat Benatar's "We Belong." This is the kind of song that requires you to beat your steering wheel as you sing at the top of your lungs. So I'm singing and beating, all bundled up and the I realize...every car on every side is staring at me. And well they should be, I look ridiculous. However, I did make it to work with a big ole smile on my face and I have been laughing ever since. Thank you dunkin donuts coffee mug and thank you Pat Benatar!